The Sacred Art of Bluffing
What if birds had wheels for legs

mydogsnokes:

And every time they wanted to fly they had to take off like an airplane

calleo:

highenergyjewtrino:

A friend linked me these because he thought they’d be relevant to me, he was extremely correct.  If these pieces of advice aren’t relevant to you, improve yourself until they are.

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A good chunk of Tumblr could benefit from this.

browngirlinterrupted:

don’t check up on people who have decided you are not in their picture anymore. you don’t need to know how they’re doing. save yourself the trouble, seriously.

glitchbitch-:

I CANNOT SCROLL PAST THIS AND NOT REBLOG FUCK HAHHAHAHA

whiskeyandspentbrass:

Improvised Syrian technical with rocket pods from a Hind and a mounted DShK machine gun.Also a pirate.

and it’s a Cummins.

whiskeyandspentbrass:

Improvised Syrian technical with rocket pods from a Hind and a mounted DShK machine gun.

Also a pirate.

and it’s a Cummins.

thinksquad:

White House to Allow NSA to Exploit Some Internet Security Flaws
http://mashable.com/2014/04/13/obama-nsa-security-flaws/

jakethedirewolf:

Seal jumps on duck hunter’s boat and wants to cuddle X

I can’t even

roadxzombie:

lttie:

tokomon:

dumbesttweets:

She has failed at life. I hope authorities show up at her door.


yikes

GOOD


Rekt

roadxzombie:

lttie:

tokomon:

dumbesttweets:

She has failed at life. I hope authorities show up at her door.

yikes

GOOD

Rekt