anyone remember angry beavers?
WAIT IS IT ACTUALLY GENUINELY A THING THAT AMERICANS DON’T HAVE KETTLES?
BUT THEN HOW DO THEY MAKE TEA?!
by throwing it into the harbor
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THIS SHOW HAS WON 10 EMMY AWARDS
Paying to rough it, Susan and John Johnson came to Alaska after homestead and other free land had run out. They bought eight expensive acres of wilderness with a view, tenting while they built a small, handsome log house with no modern conveniences. National Geographic - June, 1975
A Wisconsin’s ultra-liberal capital city is a place where just about anything goes, from street parties to naked bike rides. But city officials say a business is pushing even Madison’s boundaries by offering, of all things, hugs.
For $60, customers at the Snuggle House can spend an hour hugging, cuddling and spooning with professional snugglers.
Snugglers contend touching helps relieve stress. But Madison officials suspect the business is a front for prostitution and, if it’s not, fear snuggling could lead to sexual assault. Not buying the message that the business is all warm and fuzzy, police have talked openly about conducting a sting operation at the business, and city attorneys are drafting a new ordinance to regulate snuggling.
"There’s no way that (sexual assault) will not happen," assistant city attorney Jennifer Zilavy said. "No offense to men, but I don’t know any man who wants to just snuggle."
Jennifer Zilavy can suck my dick. Plenty of times where all I wanted was a snuggle.
"Hurr durr I’m the state! You can’t cuddle cuz mens might saxually assalt peoples!"
I fucking love snuggling, are you kidding me?!
*holds your hand until my hand gets sweaty than wipes it on my shirt and holds your hand again*
This gif literally is one of the biggest wins I have ever seen.
literally it is impossible to hate eminem even